🎯 Theme:

Theatrical Meltdown, Meme Overreaction, High-Emotion Moo-ments

🎨 Visual Attributes:

Facial Feature:

• Snout stretched wide in a full cry-mouth expression
• Wrinkles around the nose and brows to exaggerate the breakdown
• Mouth open like it just read a rugged whitepaper

Expression:

• Eyes shut tight with giant anime-style tears gushing down
• Eyebrows curved into theatrical grief
• One hoof holding a crumpled tissue in dramatic flair

Eyes:

• Sealed tight with crying creases
• Waterfalls of tears trailing from both sides

Body Pose:

• Upright but trembling (visually expressed through shoulder posture)
• Right hoof in air, clutching the tissue — Oscar-worthy

Skin & Pattern:

• Classic Boomer Cow tones preserved (brown with caramel patches)
• Slight blush on cheeks from emotional overload

🌀 Style Attributes:

Vibe:
Bollywood x Broadway x Blockchain
(“He said he’d hold forever… then sold at 2x!”)

Mood:
Hyper-emotional. Unfiltered. Memeably unstable.

Personality Traits:

• Wails after minor dips
• Retweets sentiment threads with “This hit hard 😭”
• Always 1 tweet away from blocking someone
• Will cry, post, recover, then cry again

Target Appeal:

• Meme lovers who screenshot replies
• Emotional traders who live for drama
• The CT crowd who love chaos with tears