Theme:

Suburban Wisdom, Spreadsheet Logic, Sunday BBQ Energy

Visual Attributes:

Facial Feature:

• Classic Winking Cow smirk
• Right eye confidently shut, left eye enlarged with dad-glasses
• Chin rounded, smile wide, exuding casual dad swagger

Expression:

• Cheerful, slightly smug
• That “told you to use a hardware wallet” vibe
• Doesn’t raise his voice — he raises expectations

Eyes:

• Left eye behind square, semi-thick dad glasses
• Clear and attentive — sees through meme fog

Outfit:

• Off-white tucked-in polo shirt with a classic dad collar
• Belted khaki cargo shorts, neat and creased
• The default uniform of all Web3 fathers

Accessories & Details:

• Brown socks pulled up high
• Velcro sandals (the meme version of Yeezys)
• Clean-cut horns, well-maintained mane — dad’s got a barber

Body Pose:

• Full-body stance with one hoof on hip, other hoof relaxed
• Slightly forward tilt — the “I’m explaining staking rewards to you” posture

Skin & Pattern:

• Traditional Winking Cow base: warm brown fur, darker patches
• Tail visible with a neat flick — zero chaos

Style Attributes:

Vibe:

• Dad in the Discord
• Doesn’t ape, just advises
• Tells you about market cycles between flipping burgers

Mood:

• Balanced
• Approachable
• Quietly knows he’s right

Personality Traits:

• Fixes Metamask for the entire neighborhood
• Keeps a printout of seed phrases in a fireproof safe
• Doesn’t trust airdrops — only trusts “solid projects with use case”

Target Appeal:

• Meme connoisseurs
• Community elders
• Traders with a soft spot for Web3 dad energy
• Anyone who’s said “let’s check CoinGecko together, champ”